Granddaughters Liana and Amelie wanting to be taken on holidays, I guess.
Variation on a theme
Sitting together on a train, travelling through Victoria were a New Zealander, an Australian guy, a little old lady, and a stunning blonde (as they are in all such stories, eh?)
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the New Zealander has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The New Zealand guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That New Zealand guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The New Zealander thinks: The Aussie guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the New Zealander again.
