Wednesday, 8 November 2006

A møøse once bit my sister.

Posted by speedygeoff on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 with 2 comments

Suddenly it is working! Blogger had so far refused to let me on today. Nor could I even open my blog. Or anyone else's. Until now. Blogger, you are not reliable! There are other options you know!~ End of rant.

.Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
.See the løveli lakes...
.The wonderful telephøne system... .
.And mäni interesting furry animals...
.Including the majestik møøse.
.A møøse once bit my sister.
.Nø realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

.We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

.Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti.

.We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

.(Møøse Trained by Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda)
.(Special møøse effect Olaf Prot)
.(Møøse Costumes Siggi Churchill)
.(Møøse choreographes by Horst Prot III)
.(Miss Taylor's Møøse by Hengst Douglas-Home)
.(Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance form by Jurgen Wigg)
.(Møøses noses wiped by Bjørn Irkestøm-SLater Walker)
.(Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and 'O' Level Geography by Bo Benn)
.(Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by Vic Rotter)
.(Antler-care by Liv Thatcher)

results Molonglo Reach 5k
women
5. Annette Sugden W40 21:24
12. Kathy Sims W55 22:56
18. Caroline Campbell W60 24:16
29. Barbara Tucker W55 26:43
35. Carolyne Kramar W40 28:23

men
15. Richard Faulks M45 19:23
27. Roger Pilkington M45 21:06
46. Geoff Barker M60 25:33

This Thursday's track program
6.00 2000/3000M Steeplechase, Hammer Throw
6.15+ 100M
6.30+ 1200/2000M Walk
6.45 High Jump (QA)
7.00 800m, Javelin, Shot Put
7.30 200m (D)
7.45 Long Jump, Javelin, Shot Put, Long Hurdles
8.00 Medley Relay
8.15 3000/5000m

2 comments:

  1. sounds an awful lot like monty python to me....

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  2. Indeedy. Continued tomorrow.

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