Friday, 26 August 2005

Feeling Good.

Posted by speedygeoff on Friday, August 26, 2005 with 4 comments
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left unfinished.
So I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of merlot, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of port, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a king-size packet of Tim Tams, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, a family size Cadbury block and a box of chocolates. Also the rest of the tube of toothpaste.
You have no idea how good I feel.


  1. Hmmmm.. Geoff, you made me roar with laughter.
    Yes, but how true that is. I love it when something is completed or finished off.
    (especially those bottles of red)
    Thanks for the tip on Delirious...will check them out.
    With all of that finishing off that you have done I'm sure your in for a great weekend!

  2. Geoff, I echo the comments 'go girl' made, I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes !

    Hopefully I can emulate you and finish off something on my list of things to do; crack 95mins in the ACT Vets Half Marathon this weekend !

    I trust you and Jenny enjoyed your little break, and that you are back, fit and fresh for your big effort this Sunday !

    All the best 'speedygeoff', see you there !

    Yours in Running Writing

    Gary (GRIFFIN) Bowen

  3. I was in agreement (and found nothing funny about it at all) until the tube of toothpaste!

  4. I was so concerned that you actually watched Dr Phil, I was paralised and couldn't laugh!! Until I imagined how good you actually must have looked after you had finished all those things.....then I laughed....