there is no distance that can hold us back

Monday Monitor
My training progress
last week’s target: 94k
achieved: 72k
year total to date: 3,889k in 52 weeks
And adding today's 16k, 2007 total is 3,905k, up from 3,800 in 2006.
this week’s target: 80k
weight: 66kg ►◄
song of the week: “The New Year”, by Death Cab for Cutie, from "Atlanticism".

"So this is the new year.
And i don't feel any different.
The clanking of crystal
Explosions off in the distance.

"So this is the new year
And I have no resolutions
For self assigned penance
For problems with easy solutions

"So everybody put your best suit or dress on
Let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
As thirty dialogs bleed into one

"I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then i could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes, or speed trains, or freeways
There'd be no distance that could hold us back.

"There'd be no distance that could hold us back ".

Man Cold. So true.

It is important to get this message across to the female sex.

Summernats is coming. I think I will stay off the streets! Although,
"A Toyota! Race fast... safe car, a Toyota."

"The mirror shows many things:

... things that were, things that are, and some things... that have yet not come to pass".

The end of the year is the time both for looking back, and looking forward. There is still so much to achieve. The road is long.... We may not know the way.. but:

“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future”

I have been watching "Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring", extended version. How good is the story? How good is the acting? How good is the music? It's all good!!!!!

Now is a good time for recreation and re-creation.

Some things change


Sadly Sonia departed in 2007 for Melbourne. Will we ever meet again? We'd better!

Some things stay the same
A Game - next in the series - submachine 3. This time we have a series of logic puzzles. (I didn't quite complete submachine 2 - I finished the game but I couldn't find one of the "secrets").

"Em, ‘tis I--visit me!"
I miss the training group, but it's only four days to the first track meet of the new year - a 3000m at 5:45pm and a 1500m at 6:20pm (I don't think I can manage both!), and only eight days until the next Parliament House session.

The theme for 2007 was: Three steps per second! What will the theme for 2008 be?

Amen, Ewen, a new enema!

How we trained at Stromlo this morning
We ran three of the one kilometre loops fast, with a jog in between. Katie and Ewen averaged sub fours; Ken averaged sub 3:40. I averaged 3:47, which is five seconds per km quicker than last time. All efforts were good because it was quite hot.

I can think of a couple of positives about training in the heat. One is that our summer races are scheduled for the hottest part of the afternoon so adaptation to hot conditions is important if you want to race well; another is that people who develop heat tolerance perform better over long races especially the marathon. And it's good discipline.

But make sure you have adequate fluid intake each day. You need more water than you think. And please ignore some of the poor advice around at the moment about hydration being over-rated.

Groovy Escher lego: New km circuit to suit Ken and me


I will run downhill all the way; Ken volunteers to do the reverse and run uphill.

Many of the speedygeese are on holidays, some down the coast with many other Canberrans, some visiting parents and other relatives around the country and around the world. Stay safe, and enjoy the jogging, swimming andopartying; and we will see you fresh and relaxed in the new year.

Watch This Space

My New Year Resolutions for 2007 were to stretch, stretch, and stretch. Some progress has been made here. And I wanted to exceed 80km per week all 2007. Not achieved! And I wished to spend more quality time with my friends. Not achieved! And I was aiming for ten grandchildren by the end of the year. Achieved!

My New Year Resolution for 2008 is to establish one regular long run which may get extended every couple of weeks. And to enjoy my entry into the M60s by keeping my goals reasonably conservative.

My main targets are
23 March AMA 5,000m championships
08 April Canberra Marathon
18 May Canberra Half Marathon

How I plan to achieve these targets
I will do 3000m-type training with enough long runs to make the marathon achievable and bring it all together for a go at a fast half marathon in May. By 3000m training I mean anything up to 110km per week with one speed session of km intervals, one faster day of a short time trial or short (3000m) race, and one longer run.

What to do then
I have no idea. I will review progress and decide how serious I want to be for the rest of 2008. I will be licking my wounds, perhaps. Stay tuned. Watch this space. A DNA made Dee news we needed, Amanda.

Criminal mastermind
The December 14th issue of the Lewiston Tribune ran two substantial photos on the same page: in one, a husky man in a black-and-blue checkered coat is seen hanging Christmas decorations in a shop window. In the other, a surveillance camera shows a convenience-store customer's unattended wallet being swiped by . . . a husky man in a black-and-blue checkered coat. Local police noticed the similarities, and quickly arrested the hapless criminal mastermind for felony second-degree theft.


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the spice of life.

Thinking ahead to 2008. Routine should be one's servant not one's master. After all, variety is the spice of life. In music, in running, in family, in church, in coaching, there's nothing more boring than same old, same old. For example in music:

My best five albums new in 2007:
1. Who We Are - Lifehouse
2. Five Score and Seven Years Ago - Relient K
3. Albertine - Brooke Fraser
4. In Rainbows - Radiohead
5. Cities - Anberlin

In today's newspaper many agree with "In Rainbows" but almost all other albums listed I haven't heard. Yet.

Yesterday I dismantled the tuner/CD player/DVD-Video combo/TV/record player system that has lived in my lounge room for ever-so-many-years and replaced them with a simple TV/DVD combination. Then enjoyed watching the first part of Lord of the Rings again. For Christmas though I received a TV/DVD combo for my study, into which I will see if I can connect the old video player.

Red Rose, I take Katie's order.
Katie is joining me for training Saturday 9am Stromlo. Any other geese, regulars, ring-ins, lurkers, or shirkers are all welcome to join us. Training will be Km reps with warm-up, cool-down, and a longer run option. Bring a drink (it will be hot), a hat, and block-out. Fly spray advised but not essential. Bare feet a distinct possibility; I will compromise and wear my Nike Frees. That's this Saturday, 29th December.

All in a van, an able Ma races in a gelato total e.g. anise, caramel, banana, vanilla

I hope you enjoyed your Christmas fun, fellowship and feasting. Fitness is back on the menu today. A good thing about this morning's run was (a) no traffic, and (b) a few fellow runners taking advantage of the fine cool morning to tour the Canberra streets.

The Christmas Carol poll was a convincing win for "good for about 2 weeks of the year". I thinks so too, though I can understand people having stronger feelings either way!

One year's progress?
Looking back - temporarily - I will end this year slightly slower and slightly heavier than last year, but having totalled a few more kms. And last year I was preparing to train at Aranda, where we had a small and faithful group doing speed work on Saturday mornings, whereas this year I am preparing to promote Stromlo, which promises to be the best training venue ever seen, whether for sprints, middle, or long distance running.

The green green grass of Stromlo

Draw puts ruby, O Jesus selfless, use joy, burst upward

Merry Christmas - http://badaboo.free.fr/merryxmas.swf courtesy of Langty. (Sound on!)

LEON NOEL was born on Christmas Eve in 1908 and became a child celebrity in his hometown of Valparaiso, Indiana. He was included in Robert L. Ripley's Ripley's Believe It or Not. Noel lived most of his life in St. Petersburg, Fla. He died in Largo, Fla., on Christmas Day 1999.


Here's another relevant-to-the-season Brooke Fraser song from Albertine:

Faithful

There's distance in the air
And I cannot make it leave
I wave my arms `round about me
And blow with all my might

I cannot sense you close
Though I know you're always here
But the comfort of you near
Is what I long for

CHORUS
When I can't feel you
I have learned to reach out just the same
When I can't hear you
I know you still hear every word I pray
And I want you
More than I want to live another day
And as I wait for you
Maybe I'm made more faithful

All the folly of the past
Though I know it is undone
I still feel the guilty one
Still trying to make it right

So I whisper soft your name
And let it roll around my tongue
Knowing you're the only one who knows me
You know me

Show me how I should live this
Show me where I should walk
I count this world as loss to me
You are all I want
You are all I want

Walking by Faith makes so much more sense than living in fear and hopelessness.

Ma has a ham

Monday Monitor
My training progress
last week’s target: 90k
achieved: 65k
year total to date: 3,819k in 51 weeks
this week’s target: 94k
weight: 66kg ►◄

song of the week: “C S Lewis Song’, by Brooke Fraser, from “Albertine”.

If I find in myself desires nothing in this world can satisfy,
I can only conclude that I was not made for here
If the flesh that I fight is at best only light and momentary,
then of course I'll feel nude when to where I'm destined I'm compared

Speak to me in the light of the dawn
Mercy comes with the morning
I will sigh and with all creation groan as I wait for hope to come for me

Am I lost or just less found? On the straight or on the roundabout of the wrong way?
is this a soul that stirs in me, is it breaking free, wanting to come alive?

'Cos my comfort would prefer for me to be numb
An avoid the impending birth of who I was born to become

For we, we are not long here
Our time is but a breath, so we better breathe it
And I, I was made to live, I was made to love, I was made to know you
Hope is coming for me
Hope, He's coming

Despite completing seven training sessions last week, I managed only 65k. Something to do with heat early in the week and rain later. No Stromlo run last week but I intend running there again this Saturday. I will fit in as much running as possible, around festivities and parties, but I will have to do 94k to run off the food!

Last night, "Hogfather" part 1 was excellent. Nothing was left out! despite the flood of characters and sub-plots. I am so glad they ripped straight into it. I am looking forward to seeing the second half tonight.

Happy Christmas!

Won race, so loth to lose car now.

(No significance except it's another PALINDROME)

Two-man Race


Peter and Roger vying for position on the start line

More Christmas (cracker) jokes
What’s furry and minty? A polo bear.

How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.

Raspberry
To supplement my daily dose of bananas for breakfast, and even with the Christmas feast yet to come, we have been eating loads of fresh raspberries every day for desert, grown just below our deck in the back yard. Raspberries are amazingly good for runners!

Switchfoot
are playing New Zealand, Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia soon. IF they come to Australia it would be Sydney, February, and I would be there!

¿Do geese see God?


Let's hope so. At least one does.

Too fast it--it's a foot!

More Christmas (cracker) jokes
What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake.

On which side do geese have the most feathers? The outside.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

Tan geese line Nile, see gnat.


Thursday's track results:
2000m Steeple
M60 Geoff Barker 10:35 65.7%
W30 Jeni Greenland 9:16 69.0%

3000m Steeple
M50 Gary Bowen 13:22 70.6%

1000m
M50 Ken White 3:06.1
M45 Rod Lynch 3:10.4
M45 Mick Horan 3:25.7
W35 Emma Adams 3:31.7
M45 Roger Pilkington 3:32.5
M55 Neil Boden 3:41.9
W35 Bronwyn Calver 3:51.4
M60 Geoff Barker 4:52.8
W60 Margaret McSpadden 5:00.3
W30 Jeni Greenland (time not published)


"Marathons may cut traffic deaths"!
See http://www.half-fast.org/2007/12/breaking-news_21.html

Red rummy geese see gym murder

Christmas (cracker) jokes
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Can you smell carrots?"

Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the cat in the desert think it was Christmas? He saw sandy claws.

Last night's track
I wasn't there! I was feeling stuffed (as a Christmas turkey). I went for a jog in the morning and was reduced to walk/shuffle, so I thought a rest in the afternoon was over-due. And there were things needing doing at home - like helping move the "new" fridge into its permanent location.

Canberra Marathon
Entry forms have arrived. You have only until 14 March, else it's late entries on the day at an increased charge. I will be entering. My plan is to target a sub 3:10. Although this far out, who knows? Lots of info on the website. The race itself is on 13 April.

A Game
The next in the series: Submachine 2 - The lighthouse. Great fun!

Palindromes
I think 2008 will be my year of the palindrome, as subheadings I guess. There are more palindromes than you can poke a stick at. Pity the year isn't labelled "2002". "Ken, I, Nyad, Rob, Al did Labor Day nine K". We have until "Labor Day" to recruit a "Nyad". The others we have.

Be 'green': one erg, E-B!


Speedyself, Rachelle E-B, and Colin Farlow in party mode.

Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts

The World Masters Games to be held in Sydney from 10-18 October 2009, has an updated website where you can register your interest - http://www.2009worldmasters.com/.

Rain
Running went on hold yesterday with the damp conditions. Today looks no better, it has evolved from damp to soggy. I still may go out, particularly if the cricket is washed out again. Pity about the washing on the line. We are not used to this!

Oh Holy Night
I like a few Christmas carols, and one of the very best is “Oh Holy Night”. But why does it attract some of the world's worst singers?



(I have heard worse)

Good weather for GEESE
Does anyone want to volunteer "geese" palindromes I can use as post titles in the next few days?

Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!

Thursday's Track Program

Time	Event
6:00 pm	2km Low Steeplechase
6:15 pm	3km High Steeplechase
6:35 pm	Lord Burley Hurdles
6:45 pm	100m President’s Handicap (Heats)
7:00 pm	10x100m Walk Relay
7:15 pm	President’s Handicap (Final)/td>
7:20 pm	1km Turkey Handicap
7:30 pm	300m
7:50 pm	Parlauf Relay Free Format
8:20 pm	Twosome 2k

Even pace


Ken will be trying to break the 5 minute 1500m barrier in the new year. Wanted - an 80 second per lap pacer!

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

Tour de Mountain 19k Men
20 Mick Horan 1:40.42
25 Bob Harlow 1:43.46
34 Roger Pilkington 1:49.09
45 Geoff Barker 2:26.49
I cannot believe Geoff Barker took a wrong turn and ran 6 or 7k too far!

Tour de Mountain 19k Women
5 Emma Adams 1:42.58
7 Kelley Flood 1:46.04
10. Charlie McCormack 1:51.14
16. Caroline Campbell 2:16.41

Tour de Mountain 13.6k Women
7. Amanda Walker 1:27.34
8. Rachelle Ellis-Brownlee 1:27.34
I cannot believe Amanda and Rachelle breasted the finish line together and the win was given to Amanda!

You’d Better Watch Out
On the subject of Terry Pratchett (see Sunday's post), "Hogfather" is being shown on TV in Canberra. Part one is this Sunday night, 8:30pm. The novel, Pratchett's 20th, is a brilliant Christmas parody. Let's hope the film version doesn't suck.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six geese a laying.

A major outbreak of bird flu occurred with the death of 178 geese in a province of China in late 2004. Migratory geese are blamed for spreading bird flu from China to other parts of the world. Meanwhile in Canberra, concerns have been raised about flocks of geese arriving at the grassy slopes of Parliament House. Authorities deny that there are health issues nor reason for alarm.

However, sources close to Parliament House, reveal that officials from the Department of Health have hidden tape recorders inside statues of lions and placed them at the entrance to the rose garden, hoping to detect the sound of any sniffles or sneezes being made by the group of geese. So far, the only sounds that can be heard on the tape are deep groaning, heavy breathing, and the shrill sound of a loud whistle. There is some debate as to why the whistling occurs every five minutes, and the unlikely suggestion that an extraterrestrial, or “ET”, was responsible was strongly denied.

A request to have the geese destroyed was refused, on the grounds that the request came from, and I quote, “a bunch of tossers”.

ACT Health has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience these symptoms, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High temperature
2. Difficulty breathing
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints , and
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Mr. Rudd is also getting involved in this serious issue. In a press conference at Parliament House today, Kevin Rudd announced an ambitious plan to slow the potential spread of bird flu by making birds obese.“Birds spread the flu by flying,” the Prime Minister told reporters. “So it stands to reason that if birds are too fat to fly, they can’t spread the flu.”The Prime Minister said that he personally developed the strategy for slowing the spread of the deadly flu after realising that “obesity is Australia’s secret weapon in the battle for global health.”

Happy birthday to Roger, 49 yesterday, Katie, 42 today, and Barbara, 59 in six days time. And Merry Christmas to everybody. No "how we trained" today. That's because 27 of us avoided Parliament House and had a Christmas dinner at Banana Leaf (Sri Lankan) restaurant instead. YUMM-O.

No trace; not one carton

Monday Monitor
My training progress
last week’s target: 70k
achieved: 80k
year total to date: 3,754k in 50 weeks
this week’s target: 90k
weight: 66kg ►◄
song of the week: “Jigsaw Falling Into Place’, by Radiohead, from “In Rainbows”.

I will be training harder through this week, with two fast hit-outs only: BBQ Stakes on Wednesday, and Stromlo interval training continuing on Saturday. Today there will be only a long recovery run, as there is a group dinner tonight (*26 expected) instead of Parliament House intervals.

How many days until Christmas?
My Christmas countdown indicator is cunningly disguised as a poll. Future surveys will be shorter in duration, or it gets boring!

Cute

Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna

I am developing an interest in palindromes. More to come. Any "geese" ones out there? "Geese" should be an easy word to reverse in a sentence...

Keep taking the dried frog pills
My all time favorite author by far, Terry Pratchett, has been diagnosed with a very rare form of early-onset Alzheimer's disease. A side-effect of a stroke he had two or three years back. Terry is my age, my birhday is six days after his. Among my favourite novels of his are "Pyramids", "Thief of Time", "Jingo", "Small Gods", "Last Continent", "Going Postal", "Weird Sisters", but they are all brilliant. For a full list see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Novels_by_Terry_Pratchett.

"I remember yesterday. But the memory is in my head now. Was yesterday real? Or is it only the memory that is real? Truly, yesterday I was not born." - Terry Pratchett, "Thief of Time"

Discontinuity
I was reminded this week how weird it was coming out of general anaesthetic once; losing that time felt like I was no longer me. It shook me badly. I thought: a sense of continuity is crucial to my sense of identity.

The nature of time is another of my interests.

Interesting Times
At last, real signs of improvement - my Stromlo kilometre intervals yesterday averaged ten seconds faster than last week's - down from a 4:02 average to a 3:52 average. My legs actually felt strong for 200-300m of each km. Haven't felt like that for a while, it's a feeling I'd LIKE to be continuous through the whole km.

Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus

Thursday Track Results
400m
M45 Colin Farlow 62.44 77.2%
M55 Geoff Sims 64.75 81.1

1500m
M45 Mick Horan 4:45.36 82.9%
M45 Colin Farlow 4:45.38 81.4
M50 Ken White 5:04.93 81.8
W35 Emma Adams 5:13.37 77.0
M50 Gary Bowen 5:20.85 75.1
W40 Katie Forestier 5:35.70 74.0
M55 Neil Boden 5:55.43 72.0
W35 Bronwyn Calver 6:11.99 64.9

3000m
M45 Richard Faulks 11:22.93 72.5%
M55 Geoff Moore 11:50.28 76.4
M45 Roger Pilkington 12:04.95 68.3
M50 Ewen Thompson 12:15.43 68.4
W40 Amanda Walker 12:54.57 67.8
W35 Rachelle Ellis-Brownlee 12:54.68 65.6
W35 Bronwyn Calver 13:10.45 65.4
M55 Geoff Sims 13:21.46 67.7
W55 Kathy Sims 14:06.15 75.2
M60 Geoff Barker 14:08.50 66.2
M65 Tony Booth 15:25.30 64.2

Spiral 8
2 Katie Forestier W40 14:20
3 Geoff Barker M60 16:59
7 Geoff Moore M55 14:23
9 Gary Bowen M50 13:48
15 Roger Pilkington M45 13:49
16 Margaret McSpadden W60 18:07
17 Neil Boden M55 15:19
18 Tony Booth M65 16:46
20 Bronwyn Calver W35 15:39
22 Kathy Sims W55 16:36

Great pbs from Emma, Rachelle, and of course Bronwyn; I was pleased with my even splits of 3:55. 3:59, 3:56 in the 3000m. The 1500m runners would go even faster if they could master even splits! Gary is hitting form very fast. In fact all the runners are firing. The training must be working.

Christmas is coming; the geese are getting FIT!

Beauty Rich and Rare

Last night's track saw all the speedygeese do well. Amongst the best was Bronwyn with three pb's - a 22 second 3000m pb closely followed by a 1500m which was a one second pb, then the spiral 8 lapper where she improved about 30 seconds. Full results soon!

Approximate 1500m lap splits

Name	400 mark	800 mark	1200 mark	1500 finish
Mick	1:12	2:31	3:51	4:45
Colin	1:12	2:31	3:52	4:45
Ken	1:18	2:42	4:07	5:04
Emma	1:18	2:46	4:11	5:13
Gary	1:21	2:49	4:19	5:20
Katie	1:22	2:54	4:27	5:35
Neil	1:33	3:08	4:48	5:54
Bronwyn	1:40	3:24	5:04	6:11

Great times! And a strong opposing wind in the home straight, too

Please recover
But recovery isn't sitting around twiddling your thumbs, still get out and RUN! Just not at race pace, that's all.

The next GM 3000m races are on Jan 3 and Jan 10. That's right, even the combined meetings will feature them. Don't forget to come early, they start at 5:45pm ACT Athletics time, and you will have to check in early, and organise race numbers like this year, I imagine. Guess what, they are combined with the walk! What fun. What chaos that is going to be.

Tuesday’s Science & Technology Centre (1.8k) relay: over 200 participants.
38. Mick Horan M45 6:09
50. Richard Faulks M45 6:19
108. Peter McDonald M50 7:13
112. Maria O'Reilly W50 7:17
116. Rachelle Ellis-Brownlee W35 7:20
132. Neil Boden M55 7:36
179. Barbara Tucker W55 9:04
183. Margaret McSpadden W60 9:20

Zatopek result
Scott McTaggart ran 9.05.44 for 3000m steeplechase, annihilating the ACT & Australian M30 records.

A game to go on with while we are waiting for the official track times (I still don't know mine!): Submachine Zero

The Risk of Over-Racing

There is an enormous selection of races on offer in the ACT. If you are not careful you can be lured into running too many of them.

The risk of over-racing is very simply
. ILLNESS
. INJURY
. GRADUALLY POORER PERFORMANCES
So how much racing is too much?

The rule of thumb for recovery AFTER a flat out race is: No RACING or SPRINT TRAINING for the SAME NUMBER OF DAYS after a race, as MILES of the race.

So if you race a hard 25k for example, you should not try to run very fast for FIFTEEN DAYS AFTERWARDS. It takes that long to recover back to where you were, assuming you keep on training without the full on speed.

Please review your recent races and tell me if you have allowed yourself that recovery time????

A sensible person would plan ahead - so, HAVE a plan! which allows those recovery days. e.g. if you were to plan to run a half marathon, you would plan no more important races for two more weeks. etc. The two weeks is a minimum!!!!!! I try to allow a bit more for my aging body!

If you can control your pace, and only if, then by all means go in races in between, but don’t run them flat out. Call them “easy races” or better still “tempo runs”. We used to call them “time trials” where we were trying for a time and practising other skills like sitting/surging/relaxing etc etc. Or running even pace, or a negative split. Like my “slow” 10k the other day at the track: it was exactly that: a paced run at a pre-determined slower than racing speed. My Wednesday BBQ Stakes runs are often time trials, and I don’t just wait until I get there and see how I feel, I have it all planned out in advance, because otherwise I would tend to over-do it.

But if you can’t hold back, don’t go in intermediate races at all. And if you have a choice of races, choose the shortest ones, thus allowing you to race more often!

I will repeat that. Race short races in preference to long, simply because short races require less recovery time, and are just as good a test of fitness.

Remember that half of training is REST. Possibly the more important half: the half when the strength is built back into the system.

Do you stick to a sensible plan, or are a chronic over-racer? Some members of my training group ARE over-racing. They will surely pay for it!

Amanda's Birthday


Here is Amanda opening a present. It's a Garmin!
W40s are faster than W35s. It's a known fact. And they have better toys.
Photo by Jenny. Click on it for the full effect, and to read the writing!


FOOTNOTE
On over-racing: some of us race "everything" at Vets track. If you run two or three races at Vets on a Thursday night, that's quite OK. Just add the distances and allow an appropriate recovery based on the total.

Feitlebaum

Who won the 1000m speed skating final at the 2002 winter Olympics?



I NEVER get tired of watching this video!

(Despite the American commentator on this version.)

Steve's win (also mentioned in http://geoffmoore.blogspot.com/2007/04/nationals-cross-country-result.html and in http://geoffmoore.blogspot.com/2006/03/summer-series-results-boathouse-5k.html) reminds me of Spike Jones' frenetic hit single, from 1948 my year of birth! The lyrics are:

"It's a beautiful day for the race. Stu Chan is the favourite today, Assault is in there, Dog Bisquit is three to one, Safety Pin has been scratched, and at twenty to one: Feitlebaum. Now the horses are approaching the starting gate, and eh, THERE THEY GOOOOOO!

"And it's Stu Chan going to the front, Cabbage is second on the rail, Beautiful Linda is third by a length, and Feitlebaum. Around the first turn Stu Chan is still in front, Cabbage is second by a head (Cabbage by a head!), Beautiful Linda is third and Feitlebaum. Into the back stretch, Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack, Lady Avalon is second, very close. Banana is coming up through the bunch (Banana coming up through the bunch!) and Feitlebaum. At the half Stu Chan still out in the front, Apartment House is second with plenty of room, Assault is passing Battery (Assault and Battery!), Notary's Old Jack is fourth, and in last place by ten lengths I believe it is, yes, it is Feitlebaum. Around the turn, heading for home, it's Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretch. Flying Sylvester is third and Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear (Oh! Oh! Oh!). And now they come down to the wire, and it's number one and now number two and it's very close, it'll either be a photo finish or an oil painting, and now Louis speaks with the left, and Louis is in there, slugging, and it's a battle, and now they are tearing hair, there's hair all over the ring, there's hair all over the place, I don't know whose hair it is. It's mine! AND THERE GOES THE WINNERRRRRRRRR! Feitlebaum."

I used to play the 78 on a record player at home.