Saturday, 5 August 2006

A funny day today

Posted by speedygeoff on Saturday, August 05, 2006 with
quote of the day "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have" - Thomas Jefferson

I am feeling funny today.


A computer joke. Two bytes are in a bar. One says to the other, "I'm not feeling that well. I think I have a parity error". The other byte responds, "I thought you looked a bit off!"

Q: Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
A: Because the parrots-eat-them-all.