quote of the day: "Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious"
maths joke
A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"
One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said "I differentiate you!", but for once, his victim's expression didn't change. Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I differentiate you!", but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"
The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me all you like: I'm e to the x."
CTFR results
63 Kathy Southgate 39.10 1st W50
68 David Webster 39.28
100 John Kennedy 41.13
103 Tony Bond 41.19
103 Bob Harlow 41.19
113 Ken Gordon 41.28
152 Helen Larmour 42.58
159 Maria O’Reilly 43.07
183 Geoff Moore 43.33
188 Kevin Chamberlain 43.40
190 Katie Forestier 43.44
191 Gary Bowen 43.45
218 Cathy Newman 44.20
234 Charlie McCormack 44.45
246 Annette Sugden 45.05
264 Thea Zimpel 45.23
290 Kathy Sims 45.59
336 Tony Booth 46.58
378 John Alcock 47.30
387 Amanda Walker 47.40
485 Mike Worsley 49.17
497 Charmaine Knobel 49.30
562 Rae Palmer 50.21
593 Geoff Sims 50.51
619 Christopher Lang 51.20
624 Ruth Baussmann 51.27
642 Roy Jones 51.49
647 Caroline Campbell 51.58
741 Maureen Rossiter 53.33
822 Barbara Tucker 54.55
839 Margaret McSpadden 55.16
1167 Michael Roche 60.38
1374 Cory Collins 65.50
1431 Rod Gilchrist 67.15
Team Moore Teams: Athletic Clubs
1. Speedy Geese
Women 50-59
1. Vetro Runners
2. Moore or Less
and also…. John Kennedy’s wife Diana Schneider won the W60
division in 49.55
along with Kathy Southgate's victory in the W50 division.
and…. Parent & Child 14-19
1. Speedy Legs (Kathy 39.10 & her daughter Anne 45.27)!
Kathy Southgate, winner of the women’s 50-59 divisionPhotos are available on the Canberra Times website, but other than two or three of Southy (above) finishing, not a goose to be seen.
For comparison, last year's results. An advantage of posting the results here is you can view them a year later!
maths joke
A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"
One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said "I differentiate you!", but for once, his victim's expression didn't change. Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I differentiate you!", but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"
The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me all you like: I'm e to the x."
CTFR results
63 Kathy Southgate 39.10 1st W50
68 David Webster 39.28
100 John Kennedy 41.13
103 Tony Bond 41.19
103 Bob Harlow 41.19
113 Ken Gordon 41.28
152 Helen Larmour 42.58
159 Maria O’Reilly 43.07
183 Geoff Moore 43.33
188 Kevin Chamberlain 43.40
190 Katie Forestier 43.44
191 Gary Bowen 43.45
218 Cathy Newman 44.20
234 Charlie McCormack 44.45
246 Annette Sugden 45.05
264 Thea Zimpel 45.23
290 Kathy Sims 45.59
336 Tony Booth 46.58
378 John Alcock 47.30
387 Amanda Walker 47.40
485 Mike Worsley 49.17
497 Charmaine Knobel 49.30
562 Rae Palmer 50.21
593 Geoff Sims 50.51
619 Christopher Lang 51.20
624 Ruth Baussmann 51.27
642 Roy Jones 51.49
647 Caroline Campbell 51.58
741 Maureen Rossiter 53.33
822 Barbara Tucker 54.55
839 Margaret McSpadden 55.16
1167 Michael Roche 60.38
1374 Cory Collins 65.50
1431 Rod Gilchrist 67.15
Team Moore Teams: Athletic Clubs
1. Speedy Geese
Women 50-59
1. Vetro Runners
2. Moore or Less
and also…. John Kennedy’s wife Diana Schneider won the W60
division in 49.55
along with Kathy Southgate's victory in the W50 division.
and…. Parent & Child 14-19
1. Speedy Legs (Kathy 39.10 & her daughter Anne 45.27)!
Kathy Southgate, winner of the women’s 50-59 divisionPhotos are available on the Canberra Times website, but other than two or three of Southy (above) finishing, not a goose to be seen.For comparison, last year's results. An advantage of posting the results here is you can view them a year later!
