Sunday, 24 September 2006

strewth sells sea shells by the sea shore

Posted by speedygeoff on Sunday, September 24, 2006 with
quote of the day: I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

speedier geese are even sillier geese

Late Canberra Times Fun Run news

Shenanigans by other runners has resulted in Helen being the recipient of the W40 award. Congratulations Helen; a weally worthy winner.

Were three speedy geese seen screaming along in "V" formation during the early stages of last Sunday's 10k race?

How they prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime?
Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction - every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime.
Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime,...
Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 11 is a prime,...
Programmer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime,...
Salesperson: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- we'll do for you the best we can,...
Computer Software Salesperson: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 will be prime in the next release,...
Biologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- results have not arrived yet,...
Advertiser: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 11 is a prime,...
Lawyer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- there is not enough evidence to prove that it is not a prime,...
Accountant: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, deducing 10% tax and 5% other obligations.
Statistician: Let's try several randomly chosen numbers: 17 is a prime, 23 is a prime, 11 is a prime...
Professor: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest are left as an exercise for the student.
Computational linguist: 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime,...
Psychologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime but tries to suppress it,...




Get Speedy Stay Speedy. News from our Speedy runners group. Strewth won the gold medal at today's wind-and-rain-swept Thomas series race. You can say this, Strewth she is surely is a tough sheila!
You may not be able to say this ten times quickly.