Friday 20 January 2006

Real newspaper headlines

Posted by speedygeoff on Friday, January 20, 2006 with
This kind of thing does the rounds every now and then. These are my personal favourites. Real headlines.

. 17 Remain Dead In Morgue Shooting Spree
. Coach Fire - Passengers Safely Alight
. Grandmother Of Eight Makes A Hole In One
. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say
. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
. Drunks Get Nine Months In Violin Case
. Eastern Head Seeks Arms
. Prostitutes Appeal To Religious Leader
. Failed Panda Mating - Veterinarian Takes Over
. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
. President Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout
. War Dims Hope For Peace
. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space
. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery - Hundreds Dead