Sunday, 22 February 2015

25 tell tale signs you’re a fast walker

Posted by speedygeoff on Sunday, February 22, 2015 with 4 comments

18. When you go from a walk to a run, the difference in speed is negligible

21. You’ve been told you’re “not enjoying the world around you” because of your speedy ways
Too right. You’re too busy staring at the ground to anticipate cracks or obstacles – or looking ahead to navigate your way through the crowd in advance – to appreciate the scenery. This is called being efficient. Some people might like to try it sometime.

23. You always keep pace with the guide on walking tours

And curse the dawdlers under your breath. Don’t they understand you have things to see here?  


  1. Ruth qualifies for #18 ;-)

    1. Thanks Ewen - you are always so kind to me (not)! :)

    2. I was complimenting your fast walking!

  2. #18 is me at the moment...wait, I can't run!