Saturday, 18 April 2015

In Case You Didn't Know

Posted by speedygeoff on Saturday, April 18, 2015 with No comments

Major: "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning, Sergeant!"
Sergeant: "Thank you, Sir!!"

Told my wife I thought her trousers needed taking in
"Do you think I've lost weight?" she smiled
"No" I said "it's started raining"

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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