Thursday 1 February 2007

Have you had your inoculattions?

Posted by speedygeoff on Thursday, February 01, 2007 with
Newspaper headline of the day: Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players

Neologisms Part 3 (do you like these?)
21. Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
22. Hipatitis (n) Terminal coolness.
23. Osteopornosis (n) A degenerate disease.
24. Karmageddon (n) It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
25. Decafalon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
26. Glibido (v) All talk and no action.
27. Dopelar effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
28. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally jogged through a spider web.
29. Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
30. Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Would you like to be a Canberra Marathon pacer? I was last year. Go to this website to check out a photo of me with my four hour group in 2006. What a bunch! And at the website you can apply to be a pacer this year if you want.

Speedygeese in the ACTCCC Summer Series
Race 1 at Weston Park:
Women 5k
8. Cathy Newman W45 22:02
13. Annette Sugden W40 23:16

Men 5k
22. Mick Horan M45 19:02
25. Richard Faulks M45 19:23
40. Roger Pilkington M45 20:55
67. Neil Boden M55 24:45
71. Mick Charlton M55 26:00